Cowboy Take Me Away
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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Max: Either I just found Dad’s wand or I cracked my butt knuckle…

Max: Either I just found Dad’s wand or I cracked my butt knuckle…

eleganceisdefiance:

SO TRUE.
sarikayyy:

LOL

sarikayyy:

LOL